Wednesday, January 28, 2009

No Country for Old Men (2007)

Now this is just simply good direction, just that… or else why would such a predictable done and seen to death story still keep you at the edge of your seat?

A drug deal goes wrong and everybody ends up killing everybody else… the first person who lands up on the scene finds a bag full of money and runs away with it. The man to whom the money belongs is a psychopathic killer and kills people in the name of honor and dishonor as well.

The killer played by Javier Bardem is terrifying. The French actor who doesn’t know a lot of English just scares the shit out of you. His Oscar winning performance is simply stupendous and he defines fear in this movie.

My biggest complain about the film and there have been quite a few debates on the same is the ending. After amazing direction, the Coen brothers go for the most predictable straight forward ending there is and the film abruptly ends. No it's not an open ending (thankfully) but yeah even if the story was straight forward I would have liked to see what really would have happened post the killer walking away.

The film won four Oscars including best film and best director. I can agree with the latter but am not sure about the first.

Tommy Lee Jones bores as the eventually to be Old Man.

It’s been a while since I’ve actually had goose bumps watching a movie on a 15 inch screen in broad light… Just shows the tension and the tone churned up by the Coen Brothers.

Personally I think this is a must watch for budding film-makers all over. I definitely learnt a lot of things and I'm sure I will look this movie up some day foor reference.

Must watch!!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Scott Brown on Why Hollywood Needs a New Model for Storytelling

The following is an article I read on wired.com. I wouldn't call it something really and concretely original but it is good to read something which is not in Syd Field's read to death lingo.

Brothers and sisters, we are gathered here today to mourn the death of Story. As you may have heard, it's kaput—or, at the very least, terminally ill, wracked by videogames, wikis, recaps, talkbacks, YouTube, ADD, and the rise of a multiplatform, multipolar, mashup-media culture. Hollywood, vendor of Story in its most denatured form, is most at risk: The film industry is slowly but steadily being forced to part with quaint artifacts like the "hero's journey," Joseph Campbell's so-called Monomyth. (Which is just so ... well ... mono.) Beginnings, middles, and ends are headed for the attic, next to the box marked VCR Rewinders/Beastmaster Franchise. And Tinseltown can kick this chestnut to the curb. You may remember it from high school English:

Concocted 146 years ago by a German philologist, Freytag's pyramid was long held aloft as the one-size-fits-all narrative template, despite the fact that it describes the tidy Aristotelian side of storytelling (Ben-Hur) far better than its frayed quantum fringes (Memento). Techniques like open-ended conclusion, audience interactivity, and nonlinear chronology "were part of the avant-garde 30 or 40 years ago," says UCLA film school dean Robert Rosen, "but they're taken for granted now."

Fortunately for Western civilization, I've developed a new model. Allow me to introduce Brown's Ziggurat (in 4-D!)tm. It accounts for all the time-shredding, symmetry-defying, viewer-inclusive wackiness of New Story. To stress-test this innovative system, we revisit one of our most basic, most fundamental narratives. A classic hero's journey. The ur-Story. I speak, obviously, of Die Hard.

In Freytag-ese, Die Hard unfolds thusly: NYC cop John McClane arrives in LA to reunite with his estranged wife, Holly (exposition), but terrorists raid her office tower, taking everyone hostage except McClane (inciting incident), who escapes unseen and starts picking off the goons (rising action). The terrorists finally realize they're holding McClane's wife and gain the upper hand (climax), but McClane frees the other hostages (falling action), goes toe-to-toe with the terrorist chieftain, and prevails (resolution). He celebrates by making out with his wife in the back of a limo. (Awww! And ... denouement!)

A little square, no? With the snazzy Brown Ziggurat, however, Die Hard will look like this: John McClane, NYC cop, arrives in LA to reconcile with his estranged wife—but we already know all about their failing marriage from the ARG we've been obsessed with for the six months leading up to the movie's release. (McClane's potemkin Tumblr blog was especially illuminating.) With exposition rendered obsolete, we open instead on a Sprite commercial, which transitions seamlessly into furious gunplay. We don't even see McClane in the flesh, but our handsets are buzzing with his real-time thumb-tweets: "in the air duct. smelz like dead trrist in here lol." The film then rewinds to McClane Googling "terrorists" to read up on his adversaries. We then flash-cut to the baddies' POV, which we're familiar with (and sympathetic to) thanks to the addictive Xbox hit Die Hard: Hard Out There for a Terrorist. This is all part of the Action-Happening Plateau, an intensifying mass of things and stuff leading up to the Mymaxtm.

The Mymax is not a lame old Freytag climax but a hot Escher mess of narrative possibilities suggested by you, the audience. With a mere click of your handset (and a charge of 99 cents), you furnish a Youclusiontm to your liking. This is how McClane somehow ends up defeating terrorists—and winning American Idol—with his ultrasonic melisma. McClane and Holly then celebrate by making a sex tape. (Awww!)
VoilĂ ! The future of storytelling. Hollywood, I await my royalty checks. And you, dear reader, can thank me by providing a Youclusion for this column.

original link
http://www.wired.com/techbiz/people/magazine/17-02/pl_brown

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Chuck Norris- The American Sunny

Oye Texas Ranger aa gaya...

All right, I know not many people know about Chuck Norris but well... YOU JUST HAVE TO... He is the funniest karate/ kung fu/ California to China weirdo ever seen in the history of universekind.

Have you heard of the show Walker, Texas Ranger? It's probably the most unintentionally funny yet boring show ever to have been made. How is that possible you ask... well, coz it stars Chuck Norris and anything is possible!!
Now, the show had been running on Star World when I was in school and I do recall watching quite a few episodes in which Norris could do just about anything.

I have to introduce you to this awesome cool site which is a tribute to Chuck's heroic failures. Would you believe that this site on google search appears before Wikipedia, IMDB and his own official site

check out www.chucknorrisfacts.com

The site contains some of the most hilarious one liners on the super-strength of Chucky... Please please, it is a must visit...

Read on

· There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

· The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

· Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

· Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

· Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

· That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

· When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

And my personal favourite...
· It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

So even if you are not familiar with the guy then just replace Chuck Norris in those one liners with Sunny Deol. Told Shilpa about Norris and the website and she simply couldn't stop laughing...

And FYI, it wasn't you reading this blog entry... it was Chuck Norris super kicking it into you brains!!

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Teri Meherbaniyan- Bhidu is a dog's best friend

Classic Bollywood!! Right from the days of Haathi Mere Saathi, the faithful animal has been an integral part in Hindi movies right up to the late 90s. It's kinda less now maybe coz of animal activists making noise on the issue of mistreatment towards animals while filming. I support them completely but yes, it has made wonderful Hindi cinema lose it's animal friends.
Now I present to you the title song of Teri Meherbaniyan, a dedication to Shilpa who always cracks up whenever I sing this song (I dont sing it often, I dont sing it often, I am not a loser). Teri Meherbaniyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnn, Teri Qadardaniyaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn...

Now prior to the song beginning Jackie Shroff beats up the dog Moti (I think that's his name) black (pun intended) and blue because he didnt help Poonam Dhillon while the baddies were attempting to rape her. She subsequently killed herself. Then the other saps (including the washed out over weight Raj Kiran) tell Jaggu that it wasn't his fault as he was locked in another room. Somehow who let the dogs out doesn't seem an apt song here now does it?

I don't know why the censor board didn't object to Jackie smooching the doggie so much. Ugh!! I dont hate dogs but canine saliva in my mouth is strictly prohibited. I wonder how Jaggu must have felt doing it... I wonder how Moti must have felt while he got molested. Off course Jaggu did evolve after that when he heavily locked lips with Madhuri Dixit in Vardi four years later.

The dog is pretty amazing... He eats chapatis, cries and even carries a garland to his master's dead body. He also kills Amrish Puri in the end (not in the video). I think he kinda got bored during the chapati eating bit... doesn't really seem interested in eating it.

But the best abilty this mutt possesses is that of a changing his true colours (pun intended again). We flashback to the time when he is a pup and is bottle fed by Jackie... notice carefully how the girgit dog was actually brown as a pup... uparwale ki meherbaniyan... sheesh... talk about miscast!!

A final word- I do wonder if Jackie was uncomfortable playing a dead body while the dog was on him. What if it decided to take a leak?

Batman TV series 1943, 1949 and 1966

Am soon going to get the lesser known Batmans... No am not talking about the George Clooney disaster nor any of the Michael Keaton starrers nor the Val Kilmer one but the very first time Batman appeared on the screen...

Batman was first introduced in video as a television series way back in 1943, only four years after the Batman character was created. Am yet to watch it but I heard, the series was just average with Lewis Wilson playing Batman. He was plain pathetic apparently...

After six years another series Batman and Robin (1949) was made... produced by Columbia Pictures, it is said that despite a bigger budget and a better Batman (Robert Lowery) this show was really lame... Wait for my review on the same in probably a couple of weeks.

I'm just fascinated to know how these shows were... fingers crossed, they should be fun to watch on a Sunday afternoon. I'm wondering how pre-historical Batman must have been then... the lighting in B&W, camera angles, weird villains, was there a Batmobile? etc.

I remember watching the 1966 TV series Batman starring Adam West and Burt Ward as a kid on Star Plus after school. Was fun... I recall the opening theme which began with animated Batman and Robin punching bad guys and kapow sounds used to come... Do try to watch those and give me a call if you get that series. Adam West in his light grey costume and a puny Burt 'Holy priceless collection of Etruscan snoods!' Ward are funny today albeit unintentionally.

Chandni Chowk to Migraine

Nothing original... absolutely nothing that has never been seen before... but I did go to watch this movie with a completely open mind despite it getting bad reviews... and probably my expectations from the film were so low that I ended up thinking this movie wasnt so bad after all...

I personally dont think Akshay Kumar deserves so much flak from the industry (media et all)... Just was another bad film to come out... 90% of our movies in the past 90 years have been bad so why pick on one actor?
I dont think much of him as an actor but then again I think most of our leading stars are really bad actors however I thought he got too much negative publicity for this. I dont know why some 'has never beens' like Shekhar Suman comment on him in the press... one can't even remember Suman's trashy movies...

Have you seen some of Akshay's forgotten classics? Believe me CC2C is Oscar worthy in front of Akshay's other movies like Aflatoon, Barood, International Khiladi, Sapoot, Suhaag, Sainik, Kyada Kanoon, Mr. Bond and dozens more whose names I can't remember...

The main problem with CC2C is that the audience has had an abundance of average taken for granted comedies... that is exactly where this movie fails... the screenplay is just filled with non-sense...

The action sequences were so lame... Apart from the originals, no one could pay tribute to Hong Kong cinema like Quentin Tarantino did in his Kill Bills. Nikhil Advani is just an average film-maker who is lucky to have producers and stars backing him... that is what I thought when I saw Salaam-E-Ishq (lets not talk about Kal Ho Na Ho). This just solidifies my thoughts. He had an amazing budget,a big star cast, something even veteran directors these days strive for yet the dude screwed it up big time... however, unlike last time he decided to keep this film's duration under three hours.

After the 18 reels, the only salvation I got was from my Barclay's credit card which offered me a 25% discount when I purchased my tickets. People say Hindi cinema is crap and being part of the industry I would like to think otherwise but I'm sorry to say that I choose to be ignorant!!

Spoiler: Hated the way Mithun died!! Was just so stupid... preferred him dying in Kranti Khetra!! Yaiiiiiiiiii!!

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Slumdog Millionaire

Spoiler: This movie hasn’t released in India yet so if you plan on watching it soon then skip this review.

I love the movie, I hate some of its liberties, I love the way the film captured the inner alleys of India, I hate the fact that it captured just that!!

By far Slumdog Millionaire is a really great watch. Really great direction, amazing camera work and really awesome yet grounded editing.

I love the plot… an illiterate boy Jamal (Dev Patel) from the slums has been able to answer nine questions on the Indian version of Who wants to be a millionaire… and then he is arrested on charges of cheating… that’s when he tells his story and the reason why he knew all those answers…

Some highlights
Even though it was a smaller role, I have never seen Anil Kapoor like this. Just brilliant!! I’m so glad that SRK rejected this role when it was offered to him. Good to see Anil like this… oh and he dances as well!! Jhakaasss!!

Great story-telling!! The way the story shifts from WWTBAM to the boy’s life and then back to the show is really well done. The movie is adapted from Vikas Swarup’s novel Q&A. Haven’t read the book but want to now.

Good casting- Most of the major roles are played by new-comers and they do a great job. Apart from them an Anil are Irrfan Khan (regular), Saurabh Shukla (expected), Mahesh Manjrekar (repetitive) and Raj Zutshi (hardly there).

Good eye- Rustic and rundown urban Bombay and other parts of India have been captured very nicely. Nothing that you haven’t seen before but it is amazing how a foreigner can show India like this. Feels like a Mira Nair’s Salaam Bombay but only 10 times better.

Cons
Somehow it seems strange how Jamal, his brother and Latika know English especially when they have been established as street urchins and speak Hindi as kids.

The pace and ingenuity of the second half comes down compared to the first. Don’t know exactly why but do know that portions of the film was directed by an Indian so that might have caused the change in consistency.

Liberties have been taken regarding the rules of WWTBAM.

The English subtitles aren’t precise to the Hindi translation but they work nonetheless.

But ignore the last 10 lines or so. Watch the film not because it needs to be seen but somewhere I do have a feeling that even a pirated Karzzz watching Gujarati will also take this movie seriously and just might raise his movie watching intellect.

Indian cinema is going places. Stallone starring in a Hindi film, western directors making films here, outsourcing to India in post-production from all over the world, it was about time we started being taken seriously. But I sincerely wish that we do go those levels of international standards!! Touchwood…