Oye Texas Ranger aa gaya...
All right, I know not many people know about Chuck Norris but well... YOU JUST HAVE TO... He is the funniest karate/ kung fu/ California to China weirdo ever seen in the history of universekind.
Have you heard of the show Walker, Texas Ranger? It's probably the most unintentionally funny yet boring show ever to have been made. How is that possible you ask... well, coz it stars Chuck Norris and anything is possible!!
Now, the show had been running on Star World when I was in school and I do recall watching quite a few episodes in which Norris could do just about anything.
I have to introduce you to this awesome cool site which is a tribute to Chuck's heroic failures. Would you believe that this site on google search appears before Wikipedia, IMDB and his own official site
check out www.chucknorrisfacts.com
The site contains some of the most hilarious one liners on the super-strength of Chucky... Please please, it is a must visit...
· There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
· The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
· Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
· Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
· Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
· That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
· When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
And my personal favourite...
· It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
So even if you are not familiar with the guy then just replace Chuck Norris in those one liners with Sunny Deol. Told Shilpa about Norris and the website and she simply couldn't stop laughing...
And FYI, it wasn't you reading this blog entry... it was Chuck Norris super kicking it into you brains!!